The Worst Meal? Dinner tonight has to be the worst meal they serve. It is allegedly a salmon patty, and although it has a pink color, or should I say salmon color, it smells worse than the Fulton Fish Market on a hot summer day even with my clogged nose!

I ate the mixed vegetables and drank the hot chocolate. I gave away the rubber bread pudding, but no one wanted the fish patty or the scalloped potato. You know a meal is bad when you cannot give away the entrée!

So now I am contemplating when and what I will eat. I have two cans of mackerel left, plenty of tuna, and the onions are holding up nicely.

I have my second pack of Cracker Barrel cheese that I have not opened yet. I was sort of waiting for my nose to clear so I could really enjoy the full flavor of the cheese, but I am not sure when that will be.

I think I will go ahead and eat the mackerel now, and then have some peanut butter with the white bread I salvaged from dinner later on if I get hungry. So that should help keep me busy and awake through 5:15 PM count.

More thrilling drivel of the lackluster adventures of Prison Pete to follow. But for your own personal safety, do not hold your breath or build up your expectations of anything truly exciting coming anytime soon. This is a warning from the FDA.  ¶ 11:29 PM