Do You Know Who I Am? One of the things one has to be careful of in prison is interrupting another inmate's schedule. The trick is you probably do not even know the other inmate's schedule.

After typing the first two pages of a letter to my editor, I decided to do my daily washing of the birthday suit. We have four individual shower stalls. I am busy putting aforementioned birthday suit through the first pre-soap rinse cycle when a voice bellows out," Hey Pete."

Hopefully the reason he knew it was I that was occupying that stall is the name tag on the waist of my pants that were hanging on the outside of the stall. We do have the ' luxury' of frosted shower curtains so that it was not possible for me to see who it was that was talking to me. He then asked me to please put his reddish bath towel over the stall when I was done so that he could be next in the shower. I said okay.

He then asked if I knew who he was. I responded, "Yes, You are the guy with the reddish bath towel that I am going to hang on this shower stall when I am finished!"

The End.  ¶ 8:27 AM