I Got Spammed.
Yes, Virginia there is a Santa Claus, but the holiday grinch has made an early appearance here in my gated community.
Apparently the lucky turkey, and back-up bird (why do they need a back-up?) that were pardoned by President Bush, were the ones that were bound for our tables.
Since they never did make it, we were served the alleged roast turkey product that they serve throughout the year. It is even lower on the nutritional goodness and taste tree than SPAM.
It is the first time in the nine Thanksgivings I have been fenced in that I have not had real Turkey for Thanksgiving.
I made the mistake of eating the slab of flab and the wonderful combination of chemicals and other artificial ingredients reminds me I still have Asthma! I took a couple hits on my trusty inhaler.
I will be cooking some black beans and rice shortly!