Holy Defecation, Batman!
To err is human, to really screw things up you need a computer, and I have no idea what one uses to explain prison.
Sometime early this morning, an inmate decided to use a shower stall instead of a toilet, and left evidence of that fact. Following the 11:15 AM count, one of the officers in the unit made the announcement that this type of behavior would not be tolerated.
The law of unintended consequences then had the Sergeant decide to close our cook room and the room with the universal gym in it.
While it is against general prison philosophy for any inmate to be held accountable for any other inmate’s behavior, and it is not supposed to be permissible for an inmate to take action against another inmate, let us just say that is what they are looking for here. That is they (prison officials) are expecting us prisoners to take care of the poor soul that has the infantile toilet habits.
In the meantime I am hungry! Luckily I did not decide this would be the week I would use tea instead of Diet Coke, since you are not even able to use the hot pot and can not heat water!
Writing to the Superintendent would only make the lower level personnel angry and they would probably seek revenge on me by tossing my locker or other sneaky retribution.
So now I am unable to heat anything up!